sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

its sad how i can’t do anything once i take my makeup off

sry friends its not you its me

angelsanddemonsandwinchersters:

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

ohmagaawwwd YAAAAAAS, I LOVE THAT IDEA YAAAAAAAASSSS

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

i just need to get my shit together
― me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer)

camomaiff:

i don’t want to need someone to feel happy.

lights-over-arbys:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

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