ruinsofxerxes:

Roy Mustang walks into a bar. And a table and a chair.

He is blind.

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

thepoliticalfreakshow:

  • "Please leave for public safety. There’s been a shooting," police tell CNN as they’re surrounded by nothing but dozens of police with guns
  • CNN had to switch to their international news feed.
  • Wow. We’ve flipped to CNN International for coverage. And, they don’t…

New Dorp, New York - SBTRKT feat. Ezra Koenig

(Source: fullmetalparka)